*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
my blood is actually just liquid regret and hatred
Stole Cody’s phone during the naked cuddles. He’s super fine. Mmmhmmm. I love you beeeeeb~
- yo super amazing gf, Riley.
i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter